| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8970 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 500 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2548 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 |
| Votes: | 8700 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7332 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8353 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9166 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2244 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2558 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3294 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6489 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 267 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2989 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5122 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8268 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3958 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6130 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2791 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Votes: | 8860 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2348 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5413 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
