| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1645 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 276 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9854 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3109 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1547 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 828 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6564 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7213 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Votes: | 8206 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7473 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8907 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9478 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 126 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2505 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5475 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7210 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3936 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1080 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5724 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8872 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2328 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5449 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4693 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 869657 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1714 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
