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Players: 109/300 Votes: 7369
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Gods Slained: 2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the blocks are made of candy and you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰

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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4790
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3372
    Ores Mined: 5865 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 3447
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Villages Defended: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4583
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3406
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ores Mined: 8134
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3634
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crops Grown: 8630

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9106
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1992 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Animals Bred: 146 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9503
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 154
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1573
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5562
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 282 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 2195
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 142 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2900
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4105
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Towns Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4357
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 9755
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Magic Items Found: 4316
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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