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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2272 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 9135 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.
