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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9357 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4505 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!