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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7528 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 121 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!