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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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