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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 66
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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