4chan Marriage Madness Minecraft Server – Where Dreams (and Memes) Come to Life!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	834
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	632	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

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Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Crops Grown:	8770	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Potions Brewed:	54	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	3061
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	8162
Potions Brewed:	57	Alien Abductions:	0

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	4288	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com