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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6885 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!