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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4358 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!