Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 662721 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.
Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!
