Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.
Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!
