30LessonsMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6015	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	3009	Zombie Dances:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magic Items Found:	5917
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2