Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the true meaning of life after turning 30 – like how to properly mine diamonds without breaking a sweat, how to build the most epic castle in all the land, and how to tame a wild llama as your trusty steed. Trust us, you’ll never look at turning 30 the same way again once you’ve experienced the madness and mayhem of our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Gods Slained: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dimension Hops: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

    Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

    But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Fortune Cookie Craft

    Fortune Cookie Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

    Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7159 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Crops Grown: 2034
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Villages Defended: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Towns Built: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 203 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 4631
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Animals Bred: 179 Star Shards Collected: 273
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4656 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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