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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1299	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

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VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2070
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9856
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6775
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	3456	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	643219	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8059
Void Armor Forged:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org