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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

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ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4723
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1625

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	4652
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	184
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dimension Hops:	2

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Emeralds Found:	4266
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Farms Harvested:	824
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Votes:	8156
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

sweetpeamc.com