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| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!
So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!
So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 95 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!
Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly villagers who will teach you how to build a house out of nothing but cake and marshmallows. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made entirely of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Kittens, where you can frolic and play to your heart’s content.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the most epic gaming weekend of your life!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 177 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.
Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2767 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.
And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.
So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
