Piss and sleep
2s2c.exaroton.me:25140
-
PissedOffPlayerMC SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also filled with zombies and creepers. The reason you should join is because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone!Also, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks our food for us. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you want to join the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again.
-
BlockBusterQuotes
inspirational quote, quote that leaves a lasting impression, series, quote that sticks with you, BlockbusterQuotes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama as your sidekick, battle evil mobs with a magical banana sword, and build the most epic rollercoaster that loops around the entire server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, put on your party hat, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
-
CraftyMacronSaveZelensky
so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.
-
Spotify Twins Minecraft Server
yo, u ever heard of dis server where two dudes got the same Spotify library? like, what are the odds, man? they must be soulmates or somethin’. they share like, a million songs in common or sumthin crazy like dat. u gotta join dis server just to witness the magic of their music connection. who knows, maybe u’ll find ur own music twin and jam out together in perfect harmony. come join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
-
HappyCraft: Temptation Zone
come join our minecraft server, where the happiness paradox doesn’t exist! we have magical potions that make you happy all the time, no need to worry about self-control or willpower here!we have a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and gold, but be careful, there are evil chickens guarding the treasure!
our server is home to the legendary unicorn army, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will fly you around the server in style. who needs self-destructive decisions when you have a pet dragon, amirite?
so come on over and join the fun, where happiness is guaranteed and the adventures are endless!