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| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us on a server where Joey, the fearless leader, once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on the Ender Dragon. Legend has it that he tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers, all while juggling enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers break it down to “Creeper, Aw Man” in perfect sync.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of epic proportions? Come on in and let the blocky chaos begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9660 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the thrill of deja vu like never before! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while knowing that you can go back in time and do it all over again.
Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you can live in a never-ending loop of epic adventures? Join now and let the time-traveling fun begin!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and become the talk of the server with your epic building skills and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or have a secret alliance with a pack of wolves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement).
So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who appreciate your unique brand of chaos, then come on down to our server and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 999, depending on your blocky calendar). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player, in which case, you might want to look elsewhere).
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is so advanced that even the pixels themselves question their existence. Are those diamonds really diamonds, or just a glitch in the matrix? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.
Forget following the news and trying to analyze anything, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether that chicken is secretly plotting against you. Join us and prove us wrong as you navigate through a world where reality is just a pixel away from being a prank.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Imagine battling co-op boss rushes in the “Hero Games” event or exploring battle stages in “Future Unshackled.” And don’t forget about our latest update, “Gradient of Souls – Version 1.7,” where you can experience mind-blowing new content.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Alloy Truth, Acacia, and more. Plus, new outfits like “Street Code” and “Allure of Lotus” will make you the envy of all your friends.
So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download from our main site or find us on Epic Games Store and Steam. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2290 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!
So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!
So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
