Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?
So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7245 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.
So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.
And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 279 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
