Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3079 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.
And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.
Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?
Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.
But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.
So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.
But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8335 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 777 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1178 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7817 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
