Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.
And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.
Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?
Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.
But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.
So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.
But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 263 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
