Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 119143 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
