Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!
And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.
Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.
We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?
So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.
If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.
But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.
Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?
So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)
If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.
Rules Of The Server Are Simple:
Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.
Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.
Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6323 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
