2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
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| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1434 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!
So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4118 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?
Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
