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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9104 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
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