28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1581
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

AquaPearl.minehut.gg

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

play.citrusnetwork.net

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3869	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	831151	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2910
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crops Grown:	9741	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6647	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8025	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	29	Mines Excavated:	2653
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	164450	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	7137	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net