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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7334 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 564 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
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