28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4183	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Farms Harvested:	524	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6080	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Emeralds Found:	8810	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1921
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6828	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	190
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live