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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5302 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
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