28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5494
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Towns Built:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3529	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	563
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5712	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net