28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Emeralds Found:	5096
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Farms Harvested:	749	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
New Chunks Explored:	106916	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	1404
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	6324
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	121
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Void Gems Collected:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net