28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	494
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

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Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	2011	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7128	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8551

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1731	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Potions Brewed:	64	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Void Gems Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchantments Applied:	123

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	12

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	211	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Farms Harvested:	481	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com