28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2452	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5222
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3972	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	1527	Animals Bred:	78
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	267	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Zombie Dances:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	880	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
New Chunks Explored:	643976	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	756
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

ms.PlayFuse.net