28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	497918
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

New Minecraft Servers

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PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	568610
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	307	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	2086
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	300	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun