28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Buildings Constructed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	4517	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	773
Potions Brewed:	139	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

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TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Magic Items Found:	2142

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5507	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1036	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3100	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5346	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!