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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!
– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!
– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.
– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!
– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?
So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?
