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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9927 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
So, like, in 2025, we’re gonna have this HUGE event where we all ride on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I know, right? It’s gonna be LIT.
But wait, there’s more! We also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of netherite blocks and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft.
So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Steve who does backflips. It’s wild, man.