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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1865 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 275537 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8539 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
So like, apparently, there’s this secret underground base where all the players meet up and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from another dimension who give out diamond armor like it’s candy on Halloween!
And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I know, right?? Who even knew llamas were magical?!
So like, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and let’s go on this crazy adventure together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.