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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8433 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4275 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.
