13YearOldMeSaysLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember when you were 13 and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? Now you can relive those glory days on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Dance your way to victory as you battle this funky foe in the ultimate showdown. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with candy and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner 13 year old self run wild in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, your younger self would be so proud.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crops Grown:	5571	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ores Mined:	8129
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	6833	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2315	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3550
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Dimension Hops:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4815
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.