13YearOldMeSaysLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember when you were 13 and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? Now you can relive those glory days on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Dance your way to victory as you battle this funky foe in the ultimate showdown. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with candy and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner 13 year old self run wild in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, your younger self would be so proud.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Animals Bred:	120
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5297	Crops Grown:	7441
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Farms Harvested:	174	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9385

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3429
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	7491

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5643	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Potions Brewed:	103
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	232	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mines Excavated:	2301	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.