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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1276 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 765 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯