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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 792 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1370 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯