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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4179 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 3107 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5388 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1005 |
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