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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7989 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 1648 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
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