| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 7513 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
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| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
