Free to play open Minecraft Java server for Breach.gg community. We are looking for mods and admins. Free server hosting. Your suggestions: [email protected]
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’
Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?
”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’
Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.
Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.
But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 3096 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!
So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.
But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.
So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.
So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
