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| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9942 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6943 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
