👑 Hermit servers: So vanilla, it’s almost cylindrical! Join us for some semi-spicy adventures!

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Minecraft Server Overview
Hermitcraft inspired gameplay
Supports both Java and Bedrock
Shopping district, business district and more
Mob/player heads available
Visual/fun add ons
Major player events all the time
Elected positions including king and ministers
Tribal towns where players work together
Player made mega bases
Weekly builds and weekly events
Whitelisted server with active community that helps each other

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord server linked in the description above and follow the instructions provided.
Is the server only for experienced players?	While experienced players are preferred, the server welcomes players of all levels as long as they are committed to the gameplay.
What are the elected positions like king and ministers?	These positions are chosen through in-game elections and hold certain responsibilities within the server community.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are outlined in the discord server.
How often are major player events held?	Major player events are held regularly, with the schedule announced on the discord server. Players are encouraged to participate in these events for a fun and engaging experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	177	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	8604
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	779266

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Enchantments Applied:	235
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	769	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!